stevedude

Ok, this is going to take a little explaining to get the groundwork laid for this, but bear with me, ok? Aluminum or tin can oxidize and die food a green-ish color. Military K-rations used to be stored in tin, and after a while they would be tinted green. The story Green Eggs and Ham was written by Dr. Suess in 1960, during the Cold War. So this is where I'm going: Green Eggs and Ham was a propaganda book about a person who doesn't want to join the army.  Sam-I-Am (Uncle Sam) continually tries to enlist this nameless character (who looks a lot like the Grinch). So the reluctant character decides that he's going to hide from old Uncle S

Ok, so we all know that Santa Clause lives at the North Pole, wears a lot of red, and has a factory big enough to break any type of copyright law we can come up with.  Not to mention he needs one heck of a wearhouse to store all those illegal toys and stuff in.  So why hasn't he been discovered?   Well I think I've figured it out:  Through clever Misdirection and incredible camouflage, he's been safely developing his business at the South Pole, not the North Pole, like we all have been assuming. Think about it for a bit, it's considered international, but really only Sweden, Norway, and Russia mess with it at all.  Norway claims to be where